Synthesis Gaming Up and Running

Subject: Synthesis Gaming Up and Running Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:36 pm

As our savior Marvin returns like an angelic bald guy stoned out of his mind with server and gospel in hand, we are reminded of the glory days of Synthesis. The days in which we could fill a versus match within the second, or when the Battlefield server was pumped full of patrons much like the Boomer's gut is pumped with love and Bile. Such memories of the great Synthesis gaming days are likened to acts of skipping through a field of 50 foot tall fully budded marijuana plants, or falling into a beautiful girl. Truly, there was never a greater syndicate or time for online gaming friendship.

But alas we are also reminded of the darker days. The days when the Kaws had ceased, and when Cam0 and Clientz were at each others throats like the bitches we love as I simply acted like the neutral bitch I am. But to dwell upon such horrors is not necessary, we must simply learn from our mistakes. We must learn to make time for our gaming brothers. We must learn to utilize the assets we have before they fade like my sex life. We must learn to enter into a glorious gaming gauntlet of gibs and gore before the servers die once more. Nothing is a constant, but what we have we must nourish before it eventually all goes the way of the Half Life franchise.

Let us game, smoke, drink, and be merry.