Special infecteds as pets.

Subject: Special infecteds as pets. Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:38 am

If you're ever thinking about buying a pet look no further! Left 4 Dead 2 introduces 3 exclusive pets! The Hunter, Smoker, and the Witch. Below are their behaviors and eating habits.

If you're looking for a good attack dog pick a Hunter! With a primary diet of fish they really don't need much to be fed. (I don't know how I came up with that.) They make great attack dogs due to their razor sharp claws and powerful strength to pin their victim down. Caution: Due to the Hunter being eternally blind we are not responsible if due to an unfortunate even where you are mauled.

Do you smoke? Too poor to buy an ashtray? The Smoker is the pet of your choice! This pet feeds on cigarettes / cigar butts and because of its long tongue it's also a great tool for getting those things in those hard to reach places! Caution: Smoker cloud is hazardous and can choke a person causing lung cancer or death. We are not responsible if this unfortunate event happens to you.

Those pesky little kids keep stepping on your lawn? The Witch is your pet of choice! Scare little kids away with this lonely girl permanently! Comes entirely with the nude witch skin and Midnight Riders fan skin. Caution: Will eat kids. Keep away from children.

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I don't know. It's 1:38 AM and I'm tired. Bed time now.

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:10 pm

I'll take a Hunter, cause he is my favorite! HERE BOY!!!

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:34 pm

Caution: The Hunter is also a rapist. And he likes butt secks.

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:02 pm

C'mere Boy! lol
http://synthesis.omgforum.net/general-discussion-f2/guessing-t119.htm?highlight=guessing

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:56 pm

the witch is also good for lawn mowing Smile

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:59 pm

We're not responsible if your lawn turns into a small desert due to the witch's over "mowing of the lawn."

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:21 pm

tank as a bouncer

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:25 pm

Shit I'd be scared to go a bar the tank was working at O_o

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:27 pm

not if you knew the tanks son, then ud get in for FREE!!!!

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:34 pm

C13INTZ wrote:: C'mere Boy! lol
http://synthesis.omgforum.net/general-discussion-f2/guessing-t119.htm?highlight=guessing

Haha I remember that, the text I typed in; priceless, right before I shot that some'bitch! 10 Points for me. ^_^

Good job CJ.

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:00 am

Tank as a bouncer... I'd rather use him as a body guard.

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:34 pm

Just get in free or get free drinks too? XD...cuz that would be awesome

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:35 pm

well lets put it this way, would you fuck with a tank if he wanted free drinks?

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:07 pm

Hell no. I'd offer him a drink lol

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:21 am

this is a vid of how tanks being pets Neutral

i wish ive a whole army of tanks in l4d2!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3AkTDMMWd4

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:28 am

I don't. I'd rather kill zombies myself.

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:20 pm

Those tanks were killing all the zombies. Awesomeness Very Happy

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:37 pm

man, we could recreate that vid, it'd be easy Razz

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:45 pm

Hunters > Tanks enough said. Why just smack the living hell out of someone when you can get the liberty of tearing them to shreds with your own hands? I think if there's someone I really hated I'd rather use my own hands to tear them to shreds than to just fist them once to death.

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:32 pm

C13INTZ wrote:: man, we could recreate that vid, it'd be easy

yeah C13INTZ, we should sooooo do it. I wanna be a witch Razz

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:29 am

tell marv to temp install that mod where you can play as the witch and ill totaly be up for it. l4d2 fame, here we come Razz

actually idk if witches can kill commons, but if anything i can have you walk around and i could type in stuf like "Witch: Mow" and then u could run over to some grass and start scratching it, it'd be epic

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:25 am

the console command for tank oblivious to survivors is alrdy gone Neutral

but ill up for a recreation too if there r plugins tat can do so Very Happy

i want to be a witch too Razz

smeggles n me can be dual witch <3

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:26 am

Nicole, the tanks were players.

I'd be a hunter. Mauling my opponent to death. >D

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:29 am

there was only 1 human tank Neutral

the other one was ai
i like using hunter, but lag = horrible aim
i nvr got my trajectory right Neutral

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:30 am

I such at aiming as a Hunter too. There was one time when I missed a 25 pounce by an inch and then got meleed to death. ;x