Special infecteds as pets.

Subject: Special infecteds as pets. Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:38 am

First topic message reminder :

If you're ever thinking about buying a pet look no further! Left 4 Dead 2 introduces 3 exclusive pets! The Hunter, Smoker, and the Witch. Below are their behaviors and eating habits.

If you're looking for a good attack dog pick a Hunter! With a primary diet of fish they really don't need much to be fed. (I don't know how I came up with that.) They make great attack dogs due to their razor sharp claws and powerful strength to pin their victim down. Caution: Due to the Hunter being eternally blind we are not responsible if due to an unfortunate even where you are mauled.

Do you smoke? Too poor to buy an ashtray? The Smoker is the pet of your choice! This pet feeds on cigarettes / cigar butts and because of its long tongue it's also a great tool for getting those things in those hard to reach places! Caution: Smoker cloud is hazardous and can choke a person causing lung cancer or death. We are not responsible if this unfortunate event happens to you.

Those pesky little kids keep stepping on your lawn? The Witch is your pet of choice! Scare little kids away with this lonely girl permanently! Comes entirely with the nude witch skin and Midnight Riders fan skin. Caution: Will eat kids. Keep away from children.

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I don't know. It's 1:38 AM and I'm tired. Bed time now.

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:31 am

there was 1 time i pounced 99999 times around a survivor n still didnt get it Neutral

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:32 am

Well at least you lived you long enough to do 99999 pounces. You deserve kudos for that.

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:18 pm

Yay Nicole and I as witches <3<3

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:12 pm

I'm going to have to start cr0wning again...

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:00 pm

its easy, you just suck Wink

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:04 pm

I could crown in L4D1 even with a pump shotty. In L4D2 I get a FR lag and I'd miss. Mad

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:07 pm

cuz u fail

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:09 pm

My laptop fails and Valve fails. They release the sequel to a game with only one add on and they update the graphics in the most fail way every. Plus they put so much crap into maps it just clutters everything up.

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:48 pm

you having a laptop makes you automatically fail, plus everyone knows vlave fails

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:28 pm

valve fails at life but if you would buy a fucking desktop, or at least some good hardware u wouldnt lag, i built my pc for like <$200 and i run lfd2 maxed out with no lag,

NOTE: MY CRASHING ISNT BECAUSE I CANT RUN GAMES, ITS MOST LIKELY A DRIVER PROBLEM BECAUSE ATI FAILS

Subject: Re: Special infecteds as pets. Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:21 pm

lol, oh cam0