CamoNinja
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Gender : Posts : 249 Rep : 10 Age : 28 Location : Conshohocken, Pennsylvania
| Subject: OMG I HOPE THIS KID IS JK!!!! Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:16 pm | |
| me and my friend were messing with people on omegle and we got this kid to say some crazy shit, our role was a 14 year old girl named kelly,
THE RED TEXT IS THE FUNNY PART!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hey girl how you doing You: I'm doing alright bored u? Stranger: Pretty good, watching south park =P You: I love south park! Stranger: haha Stranger: Whats your name? You: Kelly Stranger: I'm corey You: u? You: haha thats cool Stranger: haha, yeahh Stranger: What type of music you listen to? You: pretty much all music You: u? Stranger: Same, rap rock rnb, anything Stranger: You have any siblings? You: just my older brother You: how old are u? Stranger: 16, turning 17 on sept 17 Stranger: you? You: ur old! Stranger: hehe You: im 14 Stranger: I'm not that old Stranger: haha Stranger: I just got my driver's permit You: lucky Stranger: haha, yeah You: is it hard to get it? Stranger: What grade are you in? freshman? Stranger: no, it was pretty easy actually You: ya im freshman Stranger: Got a 94 on the written test Stranger: class was easy Stranger: then i drove pretty good Stranger: only made a couple mistakes You: Do u have a gf? Stranger: Everyone thought i had driven before, but i told them i didnt Stranger: haha Stranger: nope Stranger: never had one You: Really u seem cool Stranger: haha, thanks, you too Stranger: how about you? You: No I don't have a gf You: oor bf Stranger: or boyfriend Stranger: haha Stranger: you never know these days ;P You: I only kissed a girl once Stranger: I'm keeping my first kiss Stranger: haha You: for who?? Stranger: not sure Stranger: hehe Stranger: Whose your favorite character on south park? You: Cartman he's funny and a cutie Stranger: haha Stranger: Yeah i'd say cartman, kenny, or timmy Stranger: haha Stranger: Probably in that order my favorite You: Pretty much the same but also towlie You: Where are you from? Stranger: haha, forgot about him Stranger: usa Stranger: maine Stranger: =P You: Seriously? Stranger: yar You: I'm from bangor Stranger: haha, im in biddo Stranger: or biddeford, whatever you call it Stranger: thats cool, =P You: My dad lives there. Stranger: haha, thats weird You: Ikr. I only see him like every 2 months though Stranger: yeah You: I like it there alot more than here Stranger: haha, yeah Stranger: all the gangsters lives here =P Stranger: or the wannabes Stranger: haha Stranger: Not a bad city though for the most part Stranger: I'm lucky, my mom and dad live only like a couple parts apart Stranger: ** miles apart You: You're parents are divorced also? Stranger: yeah Stranger: since 2005 Stranger: or 2003, cant remember the date =P You: Do u have aim or something? Stranger: yeah i do You: What is it? Stranger: korjay125 Stranger: yours? You: kgirl003 Stranger: sweet Stranger: thats funny though, first time i found someone that lives in maine Stranger: You play any sports? You: I used to cheer Stranger: yeah Stranger: I played football and baseball before highschool You: Why'd ya stop? Stranger: Too much politics Stranger: If you knew someone, you wouldnt need to practice, and still start Stranger: but someone who went to practice everyday, would not start Stranger: Plus I have anxiety, so that doesnt help it Stranger: But i wish i kept up with football, I have to admit i would of done really good You: It's not too late to start back up (: Stranger: haha, yeah, but i would be so behind the 8 ball You: YOU DO COKE!? Stranger: haha, no Stranger: why? You: My dad used to do coke and he said something about an 8 ball Stranger: oh Stranger: haha Stranger: no its just a saying Stranger: hehe You: That's not funny :/ Stranger: no the way the saying Stranger: i dont think that made since Stranger: =P You: It didn't.... Stranger: ** The saying is weird You: But u laughed at my dad doing coke Stranger: no i didnt Stranger: the part he sai 8 ball was where i laughed Stranger: actually i used that expression in a bad context You: Yeah I guess Stranger: "Being behind the 8-ball means you are in a bad position or falling behind in an activity. " Stranger: But anyways Stranger: You have any pets? You: Yeah 2 dogs and acat Stranger: yeah, i had 2 cats and a ferret You: had? Stranger: 1 of the cats died a few weeks ago from cancer :/ You: I'm sooo sorry Stranger: Thats okay You: My one cat died of feline aids like 2 years agon :/ Stranger: yeah You: So what do you look like? Stranger: Brown hair, brown eyes Stranger: not too attractive tbh =P You: I love brown eyes You: Do u have a picture? Stranger: yeah Stranger: let me get one Stranger: Gotta find one on my computer, might take a few seconds You: Okay :/ Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=oiswmr&s=7 You: You've got a really cute smile (: Stranger: haha, thanks Stranger: You have a picture? You: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs037.snc4/34229_1523283088665_1432234142_1393585_484867_n.jpg Stranger: haha, cute You: Thanks (: Stranger: Aww, the episode is done :'( Stranger: haha You: I'm soo sorry Stranger: I drove with my dad today, he was so paranoid Stranger: haha You: Why do u suck at driving? Stranger: haha, no Stranger: I'm just not used to driving a truck Stranger: And i took a widish turn You: How fast have you drivin? Stranger: i was still on my side of the road Stranger: like how fast i usually go over? or the fastest i drove You: Fastest you've ever driven Stranger: 70 Stranger: mph of course Stranger: hah You: That's fast :/ Stranger: it was on the turnpike Stranger: and i had to pass a guy Stranger: haha Stranger: my sister on the other hand, droven 85 on the pike once Stranger: haha Stranger: she is a nut Stranger: How old is your bro? You: 19 You: SHE DROVE 85!? Stranger: haha, yea Stranger: she Stranger: 's crazy Stranger: She always gets on the other driver's ass Stranger: hah Stranger: I used to call her a mass ass, because she went to college there, but now she moved to nh so i cant call here that :/ You: Why'd she move there? Stranger: She got an rented house with her fiancee You: Oh lucky her I can't wait to move out Stranger: really? You: Would you mind if I was your first kiss? :/ Stranger: haha, idk, i don't really know you, personally You: Well get to know me (: Stranger: haha, okay Stranger: Why do you want to move out? You: Cause my moms a bitch Stranger: :/ Stranger: The court decided for you to live with her? You: Yeah :/ Stranger: Yeah, its usually the mother that gets the kids Stranger: My dad got custady for me monday-thursday Stranger: Then my mom got fri-sun Stranger: but, truthfully, i spend most of the time at my dads Stranger: haha Stranger: They both don't care You: Do u hate your mom also? Stranger: Haha, nah, she just talks a lot, and she lives with her friend, whose like 65 Stranger: he has oxygen Stranger: he used to smoke untill he was 30ish Stranger: his lungs are shit You: I will never smoke cigs Stranger: yeah, my grampy smoked his whole life, and died when he was only 57, but he still smoked when he got diagnosed with lung cancer Stranger: My dad used to smoke too, but he quit in a instant when his father died You: Do u have a cell phone? Stranger: Yeah You: What's your #? Stranger: i dont have texts You: U can still call Stranger: haha, yeah Stranger: To tell you the truth, its a P.O.S Stranger: it always dies, and has no reception, had it for like 7 years, =P You: Damn I just got a cell phone Stranger: I'll probably get one once i get a job or something Stranger: Right now saving for a car You: What do you wanna get? Stranger: Anything that will run for my first car, haha Stranger: I might just buy my dad's truck, if he gets another car You: My dad has a 1932 camaro or something Stranger: haha, thats cool Stranger: Does he pimp it all out or something? You: He works on it a lot Stranger: yeah You: Though I haven't been there since he hit me :/ Stranger: Why'd he do that? You: He's an alcoholic he doesn't realize he's doing it Stranger: Oh Stranger: I'm sorry You: It's fine is it wrong that I liked it :/ Stranger: You liked when he hit you? You: Yeah it made me feel alive Stranger: :/ Stranger: I mean it would be alright if he was playing around or whatever, me and my brother wrestle and box on eachother all the time You: There was this one time that he tells me didn't happen but idk i don't wanna talk about it Stranger: Yeah Stranger: I don't blame you Stranger: I had some stuff that happened to me to, but I only told my dad, =P You: What happened? You: I'll tell you if you tell me Stranger: haha, idk You: :/ Stranger: it just happened with my brother You: What happened? Stranger: Ehh You: It's okay I won't judge you.. You: My dad tried to **** me I think when he was drunk Stranger: yeah Stranger: Well You: :/ Stranger: Me and my brother used to sleep in the same bed, when i was like 7, he was 12 or 13 Stranger: We used to go to bed at 9ish You: That's not that bad Stranger: haha, no Stranger: not close to it yet You: why what happened? Stranger: But he used to wake me up around 12ish, we used to play videogames Stranger: haha Stranger: and Stranger: We did that like 5 or so times You: That actually sounds fun Stranger: haha, it was Stranger: And then he told me i would have to do something for him, if he was continue to wake me up and play them Stranger: But at the time i had no clue Stranger: He asked if i could suck his dick, i thought nothing wrong with it, so i did it once, or twice, can't remember, it felt so fucking gross, but i didnt know any better, Stranger: Then he came, and i thought it was piss or something, so i literally vomited after Stranger: But eventually i told him i didnt like it and whatever You: YOURE FUCKING GAY! Stranger: You: You just got the shit trolled out of you by like 6 dudes Stranger: aww You: Wanna suck our dicks too? Stranger: Your mean You: INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS DUDE Stranger: I'm going to cut myself You: Relax suck your brothers dick instead. You have disconnected.
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MärvïN
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Gender : Posts : 437 Rep : 11 Age : 35 Location : Clinton Twp, Michigan
| Subject: Re: OMG I HOPE THIS KID IS JK!!!! Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:30 pm | |
| Holy shit, thats was some of thee funniest text i've ever seen...
I used to fuck with people like that, trick being, go into a Lesbian/Bi-Girl chat...and trade out google images for real things. Haha
Still I give you mad points cam0.
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Smeggles
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Gender : Posts : 52 Rep : 3 Age : 36 Location : Michigan
| Subject: Re: OMG I HOPE THIS KID IS JK!!!! Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:34 pm | |
| OMG this is wrong on so many levels... |
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CamoNinja
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Gender : Posts : 249 Rep : 10 Age : 28 Location : Conshohocken, Pennsylvania
| Subject: Re: OMG I HOPE THIS KID IS JK!!!! Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:57 pm | |
| man me and my friends were cracking up, i cant beleive we got that kid to say that lol |
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ZombieswithJetpacks
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Gender : Posts : 27 Rep : 4 Age : 30 Location : Maryland
| Subject: Re: OMG I HOPE THIS KID IS JK!!!! Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:40 am | |
| hahahahahahah XD omg that kids such a little faggot, omg, haha, I cant believe that. He opened up his heart to a stanger in like six seconds. Rofl, your sneak levels up by 1 cam0, nice job, haha, I hope he cried. |
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