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PostSubject: OMG I HOPE THIS KID IS JK!!!!   Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:16 pm

me and my friend were messing with people on omegle and we got this kid to say some crazy shit, our role was a 14 year old girl named kelly,

THE RED TEXT IS THE FUNNY PART!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey girl how you doing
You: I'm doing alright bored u?
Stranger: Pretty good, watching south park =P
You: I love south park!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Whats your name?
You: Kelly
Stranger: I'm corey
You: u?
You: haha thats cool
Stranger: haha, yeahh
Stranger: What type of music you listen to?
You: pretty much all music
You: u?
Stranger: Same, rap rock rnb, anything
Stranger: You have any siblings?
You: just my older brother
You: how old are u?
Stranger: 16, turning 17 on sept 17
Stranger: you?
You: ur old!
Stranger: hehe
You: im 14 Sad
Stranger: I'm not that old
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I just got my driver's permit Wink
You: lucky
Stranger: haha, yeah
You: is it hard to get it?
Stranger: What grade are you in? freshman?
Stranger: no, it was pretty easy actually
You: ya im freshman
Stranger: Got a 94 on the written test
Stranger: class was easy
Stranger: then i drove pretty good
Stranger: only made a couple mistakes
You: Do u have a gf?
Stranger: Everyone thought i had driven before, but i told them i didnt
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nope
Stranger: never had one
You: Really u seem cool
Stranger: haha, thanks, you too
Stranger: how about you?
You: No I don't have a gf
You: oor bf
Stranger: or boyfriend
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you never know these days ;P
You: I only kissed a girl once
Stranger: I'm keeping my first kiss
Stranger: haha
You: for who??
Stranger: not sure
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: Whose your favorite character on south park? Very Happy
You: Cartman he's funny and a cutie
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Yeah i'd say cartman, kenny, or timmy
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Probably in that order my favorite
You: Pretty much the same but also towlie
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: haha, forgot about him
Stranger: usa
Stranger: maine
Stranger: =P
You: Seriously?
Stranger: yar
You: I'm from bangor
Stranger: haha, im in biddo
Stranger: or biddeford, whatever you call it
Stranger: thats cool, =P
You: My dad lives there.
Stranger: haha, thats weird
You: Ikr. I only see him like every 2 months though
Stranger: yeah
You: I like it there alot more than here
Stranger: haha, yeah
Stranger: all the gangsters lives here =P
Stranger: or the wannabes
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Not a bad city though for the most part
Stranger: I'm lucky, my mom and dad live only like a couple parts apart
Stranger: ** miles apart
You: You're parents are divorced also?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: since 2005
Stranger: or 2003, cant remember the date =P
You: Do u have aim or something?
Stranger: yeah i do
You: What is it?
Stranger: korjay125
Stranger: yours?
You: kgirl003
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: thats funny though, first time i found someone that lives in maine
Stranger: You play any sports?
You: I used to cheer
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I played football and baseball before highschool
You: Why'd ya stop?
Stranger: Too much politics
Stranger: If you knew someone, you wouldnt need to practice, and still start
Stranger: but someone who went to practice everyday, would not start
Stranger: Plus I have anxiety, so that doesnt help it
Stranger: But i wish i kept up with football, I have to admit i would of done really good
You: It's not too late to start back up (:
Stranger: haha, yeah, but i would be so behind the 8 ball
You: YOU DO COKE!?
Stranger: haha, no
Stranger: why?
You: My dad used to do coke and he said something about an 8 ball
Stranger: oh
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no its just a saying
Stranger: hehe
You: That's not funny :/
Stranger: no the way the saying
Stranger: i dont think that made since
Stranger: =P
You: It didn't....
Stranger: ** The saying is weird
You: But u laughed at my dad doing coke
Stranger: no i didnt
Stranger: the part he sai 8 ball was where i laughed
Stranger: actually i used that expression in a bad context
You: Yeah I guess
Stranger: "Being behind the 8-ball means you are in a bad position or falling behind in an activity. "
Stranger: But anyways
Stranger: You have any pets?
You: Yeah 2 dogs and acat
Stranger: yeah, i had 2 cats and a ferret
You: had?
Stranger: 1 of the cats died a few weeks ago from cancer :/
You: I'm sooo sorry
Stranger: Thats okay
You: My one cat died of feline aids like 2 years agon :/
Stranger: yeah
You: So what do you look like?
Stranger: Brown hair, brown eyes
Stranger: not too attractive tbh =P
You: I love brown eyes
You: Do u have a picture?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: let me get one
Stranger: Gotta find one on my computer, might take a few seconds
You: Okay :/
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=oiswmr&s=7
You: You've got a really cute smile (:
Stranger: haha, thanks
Stranger: You have a picture?
You: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs037.snc4/34229_1523283088665_1432234142_1393585_484867_n.jpg
Stranger: haha, cute Smile
You: Thanks (:
Stranger: Aww, the episode is done :'(
Stranger: haha
You: I'm soo sorry Sad
Stranger: I drove with my dad today, he was so paranoid
Stranger: haha
You: Why do u suck at driving?
Stranger: haha, no
Stranger: I'm just not used to driving a truck
Stranger: And i took a widish turn
You: How fast have you drivin?
Stranger: i was still on my side of the road
Stranger: like how fast i usually go over? or the fastest i drove
You: Fastest you've ever driven
Stranger: 70
Stranger: mph of course
Stranger: hah
You: That's fast :/
Stranger: it was on the turnpike
Stranger: and i had to pass a guy
Stranger: haha
Stranger: my sister on the other hand, droven 85 on the pike once
Stranger: haha
Stranger: she is a nut
Stranger: How old is your bro?
You: 19
You: SHE DROVE 85!?
Stranger: haha, yea
Stranger: she
Stranger: 's crazy
Stranger: She always gets on the other driver's ass
Stranger: hah
Stranger: I used to call her a mass ass, because she went to college there, but now she moved to nh so i cant call here that :/
You: Why'd she move there?
Stranger: She got an rented house with her fiancee
You: Oh lucky her I can't wait to move out
Stranger: really?
You: Would you mind if I was your first kiss? :/
Stranger: haha, idk, i don't really know you, personally
You: Well get to know me (:
Stranger: haha, okay
Stranger: Why do you want to move out?
You: Cause my moms a bitch
Stranger: :/
Stranger: The court decided for you to live with her?
You: Yeah :/
Stranger: Yeah, its usually the mother that gets the kids
Stranger: My dad got custady for me monday-thursday
Stranger: Then my mom got fri-sun
Stranger: but, truthfully, i spend most of the time at my dads
Stranger: haha
Stranger: They both don't care
You: Do u hate your mom also?
Stranger: Haha, nah, she just talks a lot, and she lives with her friend, whose like 65
Stranger: he has oxygen
Stranger: he used to smoke untill he was 30ish
Stranger: his lungs are shit
You: I will never smoke cigs
Stranger: yeah, my grampy smoked his whole life, and died when he was only 57, but he still smoked when he got diagnosed with lung cancer
Stranger: My dad used to smoke too, but he quit in a instant when his father died
You: Do u have a cell phone?
Stranger: Yeah
You: What's your #?
Stranger: i dont have texts
You: U can still call
Stranger: haha, yeah
Stranger: To tell you the truth, its a P.O.S
Stranger: it always dies, and has no reception, had it for like 7 years, =P
You: Damn I just got a cell phone
Stranger: I'll probably get one once i get a job or something
Stranger: Right now saving for a car
You: What do you wanna get?
Stranger: Anything that will run for my first car, haha
Stranger: I might just buy my dad's truck, if he gets another car
You: My dad has a 1932 camaro or something
Stranger: haha, thats cool
Stranger: Does he pimp it all out or something? Razz
You: He works on it a lot
Stranger: yeah
You: Though I haven't been there since he hit me :/
Stranger: Why'd he do that?
You: He's an alcoholic he doesn't realize he's doing it
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: I'm sorry Sad
You: It's fine is it wrong that I liked it :/
Stranger: You liked when he hit you?
You: Yeah it made me feel alive
Stranger: :/
Stranger: I mean it would be alright if he was playing around or whatever, me and my brother wrestle and box on eachother all the time
You: There was this one time that he tells me didn't happen but idk i don't wanna talk about it
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I don't blame you
Stranger: I had some stuff that happened to me to, but I only told my dad, =P
You: What happened?
You: I'll tell you if you tell me
Stranger: haha, idk
You: :/
Stranger: it just happened with my brother
You: What happened?
Stranger: Ehh
You: It's okay I won't judge you..
You: My dad tried to **** me I think when he was drunk
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: Well
You: :/
Stranger: Me and my brother used to sleep in the same bed, when i was like 7, he was 12 or 13
Stranger: We used to go to bed at 9ish
You: That's not that bad
Stranger: haha, no
Stranger: not close to it yet
You: why what happened?
Stranger: But he used to wake me up around 12ish, we used to play videogames
Stranger: haha
Stranger: and
Stranger: We did that like 5 or so times
You: That actually sounds fun
Stranger: haha, it was
Stranger: And then he told me i would have to do something for him, if he was continue to wake me up and play them
Stranger: But at the time i had no clue
Stranger: He asked if i could suck his dick, i thought nothing wrong with it, so i did it once, or twice, can't remember, it felt so fucking gross, but i didnt know any better,
Stranger: Then he came, and i thought it was piss or something, so i literally vomited after
Stranger: But eventually i told him i didnt like it and whatever
You: YOURE FUCKING GAY!
Stranger: Sad
You: You just got the shit trolled out of you by like 6 dudes
Stranger: aww
You: Wanna suck our dicks too?
Stranger: Your mean
You: INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS DUDE
Stranger: I'm going to cut myself
You: Relax suck your brothers dick instead.
You have disconnected.


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PostSubject: Re: OMG I HOPE THIS KID IS JK!!!!   Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:30 pm

Holy shit, thats was some of thee funniest text i've ever seen...

I used to fuck with people like that, trick being, go into a Lesbian/Bi-Girl chat...and trade out google images for real things. Haha

Still I give you mad points cam0.


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PostSubject: Re: OMG I HOPE THIS KID IS JK!!!!   Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:34 pm

OMG this is wrong on so many levels...
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PostSubject: Re: OMG I HOPE THIS KID IS JK!!!!   Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:57 pm

man me and my friends were cracking up, i cant beleive we got that kid to say that lol
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PostSubject: Re: OMG I HOPE THIS KID IS JK!!!!   Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:40 am

hahahahahahah XD omg that kids such a little faggot, omg, haha, I cant believe that. He opened up his heart to a stanger in like six seconds. Rofl, your sneak levels up by 1 cam0, nice job, haha, I hope he cried.
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